Last Saturday, freshman Creative Writing major Riley Jones expected a normal night at Beta with her “biotches.” However, what she got instead was a wave of complete shock when she found her glasses-wearing 5’2’’ third floor Pralle-Sodaro Hall RA Emma Tompkins in the bathroom line with a “freaking natural lime White Claw” in one hand and a “POSSIBLE VAPE PEN” in the other. No clipboard in sight. “I couldn’t move for six minutes straight,” Jones said. “I was absolutely shaken to my core, yet entranced at the same time. This gal wrote me up for a pumpkin pecan waffle candle last month. Now she’s grinding on Evan Lewis??!!!” Riley’s roomie and bestie 4 the restie, Abigail James, added, “I still think I hallucinated. Emma knew ALL the words to my favorite Post Malone song. RA’S CAN LISTEN TO POSTY?” Just when the girls couldn’t get any more “shook,” as they say, a certain vision changed their lives on the dancefloor: the newest Beta pledge Alex Hart doing the worm.
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