Lights… Camera… Sex? No, we’re not talking porn, we’re talking horny Dodge majors constantly posting their set pics! Many attribute high sexual appeal to a person who’s consistently on set and therefore bound to do big things. Nothing gets a girl wet quite like a photograph of a gimbel. “I just want to be held the way he holds that boom mic” says Nina Ayres, sophomore, who hooked up with her classmate after seeing him post about funding his thesis. So film prod majors and wannabe film prod majors (creative producing), be sure to link your thesis to every social media account you own and don’t forget those little vine award film festival stamps since film posts with laurels are PROVEN to increase a man’s chances of making a chick orgasm by fifteen percent (so now there’s a seventeen percent chance!). If your thesis is 4k resolution and above, pucker up buttercup, and hope those fingers can do more than just edit on AVID. Film Production plans on celebrating this win with an orgy at some guy with a mustache’s house.
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