On Monday, freshman students who attended Dodge Professor Alan Bearman’s were shook to their core when he announced that he doesn’t mind being called by his first name. After rolling up his sleeves, Alan (as the students can now call him) told the class that he sometimes likes to joke around with his students, but all in good fun. It soon became clear that “joking around” meant making inappropriate comments about the young attractive female students in the class. How fun and laid back of him! He even said that you can email him at any time, even after 10pm because he stays up SUPER LATE.
In regards to office hours, Alan would love it if you came in, even if you don’t have any questions and just want to talk! Multiple sources have confirmed that Alan used swear words on numerous occasions during the 75 minute class period, indicating a level of chill never before seen. The chatter around campus is unmistakable, Panthers are excited for a professor this laid back. Professor Bearman was last seen kickflipping off of the top of Marion Knott Studios.
