Friend Group Desperately Trying to Exclude Nicole From the Group Costume

The Fabulous Five have been inseparable since they all met at Club Galaxy. This year, they’ve decided to attend the Friday night pregame, party, afterparty, after after party, and the post-game at Keahi’s dressed as sexy Scooby Doo Characters.

But they have one fear—that their third-tier friend, Nicole, will find a way to join. According to the Five, Nicole’s Halloween costumes have long haunted the group. “Freshman year we went as sexy Teletubbies,” Hannah whispers, a chill running down her spine. “Nicole went as the sexy Sun.”

“I don’t know how, but she’ll figure out what we’re dressing as.” Lucy says, her face pale, glancing around with paranoia. “She always does.”

Sometimes at 3AM Emma wonders if they really don’t like Nicole, or if the idea of someone else joining threatens the feeling of safety they all gain from being in a solid group.

“It’s not that we don’t like her.” Claire tells The Kumquat. “It’s just that… okay yeah I guess we just don’t really like her.”