After watching a Fleabag video essay on YouTube, Audrey Hammond decided to spend this Halloween destroying the patriarchy (and getting shitfaced). “You have no idea how hard it is being this hot all the time,” says Hammond, entirely unaware of how much I pull. This year, Hammond will don a a bald cap and a fresh persona: Pitbull* (*Dawg, not dog). Hammond can’t wait to take her sexiness to the next level, by adding a plurality to her identity that’s bound to increase her likeability tenfold. “I can be sexy and funny,” claims Hammond, before comparing herself to Steinem, Woolf, and Ladybird. Hammond says she’s not better than others dressed like “dirty disgusting pig-snouted whores who bring shame to the feminist movement and should be burned at the stake.” But, her 10.3k followers (microfluencer) will know that she is.