Living 3.7 miles from campus can be rough, especially when your bae lives in The K. We sat down with some Grand residents to find out how they’re dealing with the distance. “Relationships are all about compromise, so we try to meet in the middle, like at Hooters.” says Todd. Others have turned to less conventional methods. “I let my roommate jack me off sometimes,” noted Chapman Grand resident/Pike boy Jackson, “it just eases the tension.”
Although Grand is just a 10-15 minute drive from campus, residents have expressed that they feel like they’re “basically abroad” due to Anaheim’s cultural differences. However, one Grand Resident seems to have it figured out. “Just cheat. You’re basically overseas,” said Ella Grove, who wished to remain anonymous. If cheating doesn’t work, just sit on top of that sweet sweet in-unit washing machine while it runs a full cycle and think about your boo.
