The Hashinger Basement Cucumber incident last year sparked a national conversation about fraternity hazing, and Chapman has been forced to tighten their regulations.“They said we can’t do anything ‘physical, drug related, or homoerotic.’ which was kind of a bummer.” said Brad, a senior Pike. “We’ve been forced to make things really psychological.” says Todd, a junior Phi Tau. “We’re really trying to find ways to cripple them financially.”
For Betas, this means getting in on a timeshare in Havasu, while Delts get the honor of fundraising for the son of a deceased Nigerian prince. “Yeah, at first I rushed because I wanted to be able to do that thing at parties where you get really close to a girl and put your hand on her back while you move past her. But now I realize it’s so much more than that.”, said Andrew, a new Fiji. “By the way, a girl I hook up with in G Phi has got me on these new organic turmeric supplements through a multi-tiered leadership company called Arbonne, I think you’d love them.”
