Aries: Walking stick man. Super aloof and a goof.
Taurus: Palm porch watcher. The vibes feel a little off but non threatening I think.
Gemini: The bouncer at Paul’s. WAY too tall. Almost too tall. Almost.
Cancer: An outside Starbucks cigar smoker. I hate you but also I’d miss you if you were gone.
Leo: The lady who tells me never to get an abortion. Dramatic and extremely passionate.
Virgo: “Just getting drinks” at Bosscat on a weeknight. (Not derogatory)
Libra: Someone who shops at Laurenly boutique. There’s nothing wrong with it but… no.
Scorpio: The old man who is always carrying patio furniture on his bike. Mysterious, freaky, awesome.
Sagittarius: Shirtless, barefoot, beanie, Bruxie man. Super adventurous but also authentic.
Capricorn: The goose. For all the good and bad reasons.
Aquarius: Deelux worker. So indie it's almost not indie anymore.
Pisces: That one guy I saw leaving the Masonic temple building. What are you hiding?
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