Slay alert! This Girlboss Beat Cancel Culture

#Feminist mug in hand and Notorius RBG book coyly peeking out of an Urban Outfitters bag on her bed, Hannah Dulin, DG Risk Manager 23’, redefines what it means to be a #girlboss. Who run the world?!

In an exclusive Zoom interview, this future president recounted her most recent #cancelled diagnosis. “Some a-hole commented something snarky about ‘wearing a mask’ on my body-posi pic of me at Phi Delt last weekend,” recalled Dulin. “Typical man slut shaming a woman,” Go off sis!

While men mean nothing to her, Dulin couldn’t ignore her two ex-sisters who liked his comment. “It’s so sad when women don’t support other women. I just know these girls voted for Bernie over Warren,” The antidote for this particular case of cancelling was simply deleting the comment, but she wanted a more permanent cure. This bitch is tea—and we’re positively gagging!

“My grand-big has this awesome start-up where she literally erases words from your brain. As soon as I forgot what the word ‘accountability’ meant, I started living my best life again,” Dulin shares. “She’s the real-girlboss here. I’m merely a girl-employee, and my little? She's a blossoming girl-intern.” We love a multi-generational joint slay!

This bitch is not alone. 1 in 4 DG girlies are infected by cancel culture each darty season, and we extend a solemn yass queen to all those suffering.