Senior OL Mason Meyers spent the last three months scouring the internet for the latest trends that the Class of 2024 created in order to relate to them; his findings are quite troubling. Among the many TikTok fads Meyers came across, he discovered the Class of 2024 engaged in lava lamp gulping, hospital ward baby swapping, Slovenian fire crawling, and lead piping, the latter being the most popular and the most concerning. "Lead piping is when a group of 18-year-olds walk up to a stranger on the street and beat them with a lead pipe until a witness calls an ambulance," Meyers said. "I mean, that's just assault, right? My freshman year, we were still getting over the mannequin challenge." To prepare for what is to come, Meyers sat down to speak with an incoming freshman who did nothing but growl at him and gnaw on some flax seeds and lingonberries. In closing, Meyers said, “Despite what I have learned about the Class of 2024, I am still committed to giving these energetic, albeit primordial students, the Panther Experience, even if it kills me!” It did.
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