Heartbreaking: Another Sad Boyfriend Dragged into a Barbie-Ken Couple’s Costume

Feminism W! There are countless Barbie and Kens at every Halloween party this year. 

One couple at Heaven and Hell, Dixie (26’) and Bobo (25’), dressed up as the sexy cowboy versions of the characters. “Ever since I was a little girl, people told me I was really hot,” Dixie said. “And this is definitely the hottest girl costume this year.”  Bobo weighed in: “Ken’s fine I guess…” 

Clearly these feminist icons reflect the film’s unapologetic commentary about how the patriarchy affects both men and women. When asked about his thoughts on feminism, Bobo shared: “I love women… Ask my bitch.” This is exactly what Greta wanted!

However, as the party died down, Bobo was sad. “I look like every guy here. I just wanted to be a Power Ranger, but she didn’t let me.” After a nearly incoherent discussion, Bobo excitedly changed into his Blue Ranger costume while Dixie gained the confidence to be a hot girl without a Ken. “I guess I am ‘Kenough’!” said Dixie with a laugh. “Go, go, Rower Pangers” slurred Bobo. Looks like they learned something from the film after all!