“Roger O’Morris”, ‘25, returned 2 months late from his study-abroad trip in Italy, but his roommate Alison Brightly, ‘25, noticed when she picked him up from SNA that something was off. Specifically, she noticed that Roger’s skin was off. In other words, she noticed that a mystery man was wearing Roger’s disembodied skin as a disguise.
The imposter’s intentions are currently unknown. “The other day I’m eating hummus with some pita or whatever, right?” Alison recounted, “and this imposter guy comes up to me and goes, ‘can I get a bite of those tapas?’ in this really gravelly voice. I don’t respond because I’m terrified, then he goes, ‘oh, sorry, ‘tapas’ is what we call snacks in Italy.’ Does he not know tapas are Spanish? Who does he think he’s fooling? Why won’t anyone help me?!”
When asked to comment, “Roger” just stared at us. His breathing was heavy. He didn’t blink. “He doesn’t like outsiders,” Alison explained.
If you would like to look for Roger yourself, applications are open for Study Abroad 2024!
