Bummer City: This Year’s Sorority Formal “At Arby’s”

Talk about bad luck. After Theta, DG and GPhi held their sorority formals at high end venues, students in Gamma Zeta were excited to see where their festivities would take place. Those hopes were swiftly dashed when the party bus pulled into the Arby’s restaurant on the corner of Tustin and Adams. Students. Were. Pissed. “Don’t get me wrong,” said sophomore Abby Phillips, “most nights I’d be more than happy to slam a Roast Chicken Bacon Swiss Sandwich Meal or a Corned Beef Reuben, but this is my formal. I want to dance and have fun with my friends in a pretty dress.” Dancing proved to be difficult, as there were nearly 300 students at the formal and the Arby’s on Adams and Tustin is what our Architecture experts refer to as “small.” “We weren’t really able to dance, at most we could sway,” said senior Kiki Pearson. “The building was small enough as is, but there was even less room because half the space contained tables with various meals, from the Half Pound Beef N’ Cheddar Meal to the Double Beef N’ Cheddar Meal to the Classic Beef N’ Cheddar Meal. Looking to the future, Chapman Greek Life is going to have to deal with the PR crisis that is a trashed Arby’s, a ruined reputation, and horsey sauce in places horsey sauce should never be (genitals and stuff).