And now for a really tone deaf article

Walk sign is on for all crossing!!! Hahaha, omg don’t you miss it? We have so many fun inside jokes! People who didn’t go to Chapman would NEVER understand what we mean when we refer to The Filling Station or make fun of Sub Connection. They wouldn’t get absolute joy that it is to attend Chapman University with genuinely no problematic things happening! Like maybe problematic things are happening, but isn’t it so much more fun to just think about what a kooky, kwazy school we go to? So insane! Isn’t Hashinger Basement scary? Aren’t the stairs in AF so annoying? Aren’t those Dodge kids so self-centered but also the coolest guys on campus? God, this school is QUIRKY. We even run around in our UNDERWEAR once a semester! Name a quirkier school. Like, wow Chapman is such a great place and going here is always the best all of  time. We truly have no problems and our piece of the Berlin Wall is bigger than the one at LMU. This school is totally rad (sunglasses emoji).