Okay, yeah, whatever, school has to be online because of “safety”, but I dare the administration to answer me this: how the fuck are we going to do Playfair??
Playfair is essential business, it is the most important event of your CUPantherExperience, everyone meets their best friend. It’s a party that doesn’t have any alcohol where you talk to people you barely know and have marginal things in common with for about 60 seconds each — that’s what Chapman is all about, baby!
A lack of Playfair would be destructive to the educational journey of the class of 2024. Without Playfair, how are freshmen going to meet the 47 other people that were born in the same month as them? If we cancel playfair, THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO KNOW WHO IS BEST AT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS. The social hierarchy of the next four years is set every year at Playfair, how is the class of 2024 going to crown the coolest player on campus?
More thought needs to be put into these decisions. The administration and the state government need to get their heads out of their butts and think about how their decisions are going to affect others. Does Gavin Newsom know what the butterfly effect is? Does Gavin Newsom even know what Playfair is?
For the health, safety, general wellbeing, future, economy, prosperity, and knowledge of the class of 2024, playfair MUST occur. It’s outdoors, so it’s fine, right?