Big news, the on-campus Starbucks is now slightly larger. Even bigger news, there is a to-go window for mobile order pickup (because the patio wasn’t already enough of an acquaintance danger zone.)  BIGGEST news, there is a speakeasy hidden behind the new walk-in refrigerator. We got all the details from an anonymous Starbucks employee. “To get in, tell the barista you want a ‘jazz music’ oat latte on tap.” Inside the speakeasy there will be weekly Chapman Radio DJ performances, slam poetry events, and exclusive drinks like the Foxy Cleopatra and Princess Daisy. The “Starbucks” employee tells us, “I keep losing track of the bathroom key. It’s really taking a toll on the Contr- I mean Starbucks- staff,” they said. “And yeah, we do remember every single person who has clogged the toilet.”