Guys, guys, I am not even shitting you right now, Tom Duncan, freshman film production student doesn’t even like popular things. Any of ‘em guys, he’s so fucking cool.
The Kumquat recently sat down with Duncan to ask him what he thought of various cultural events, and prepare for your panties to melt.
On the topic of the upcoming Avengers: Endgame, Duncan claims he is “over the whole superhero fad” and that the movie is for “babies”.
When asked about the NBA playoffs, which are currently rocking the sports world, Duncan sneered “big deal, they put a ball in a hoop. Who cares? Why don’t they watch a Roma without the subtitles like me?”
His IQ has gotta be even bigger than his dick which is also clearly huge. He was so enraged at this point that he got up and stormed off, but not before his shirt rode up to reveal a tramp stamp reading ‘Us is overrated.”
