Burn Some Stuff! Instead of having a Valentine, just take everything that reminds you of love and burn it! Take that poem your ex wrote you and burn it! Take your Blu-Ray copy of the Notebook and burn it! Take your parents wedding album and, you guessed it...burn it!
Study for that Chem final. Get ahead of the game on the final. We both know you aren’t going to magically get that A you promised your parents. So, grab your textbook, crack it open and read that puppy. Think how good you’ll feel studying months in advance for a final instead of hanging out with your crush.
Confront the God of Love. By rubbing any two aphrodisiacs together (we recommend asparagus and pumpkin seeds), you will be transported to the Hall of Great Stimulation. Here, you must fight several love demons. Complete these tasks and you confront the God of Love. Solve his riddle and he will allow you to do one of two things. Either find the love of your life or transform into Canadian Screen Award winner, Jeff Goldblum. Choose wisely.
Invest in Aromatherapy. This one is a smart thing to do! Just be a good business major and invest in the deep and brilliant therapy of scents. Grow your bank account instead of your heart. Who needs a relationship when you have a ton of candles?
Throw darts at a picture of your ex’s face. This movie stereotype can be incredibly cathartic for you. Just screenshot their profile picture from 2007 and print it out, that’s not weird at all! Then throw some little darts, baby! Get ready to finally feel better.
Throw darts at your ex’s face. This will be even more cathartic.
