The Kumquat recently sat down with freshmen Josh Morton and Maria Dunham who are planning on taking their relationship the next level with a big, splashy breakup. “We haven’t set a date yet” says Maria “but we’re thinking probably when I go visit him in July. I’m going up to Seattle to see him for the weekend. We haven’t decided if it would be better to do it before or after his birthday.” “Before, I think.” Josh chimes in.
Breaking up is a big step, but a lot of first year couples seem to think they’re ready for it. “We wanted to make sure we weren’t just doing it out of peer pressure,” Josh says “Just because we’re around the age where people start thinking about breaking up. But, no, we’ve had a lot of discussions and we both really, really want this.” Josh and Maria also have a soft plan to start hooking up again in Mid-October, but they want to take things one step at a time.