The annual Christmas celebration cost $2 million this year. If you ever wondered what anonymous donor is paying for a bunch of fake snow, it’s you.

Not to mention, your money is going towards paying for the Grinch, the notorious thief of Christmas, who got no jail time because a girl made him “understand now what he did was wrong.” When asked why they would give this kind of person a platform, Dean Jerry Price said: “There’s no evidence he stole those toys.” In response, The Kumquat cited an entire franchise of proof. Jerry Price commented “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .”

That wasn’t the only holiday celebration on campus, Moulton Hall was decorated with a single menorah and a sign that said “Dreidel Szn.”