Since its unveiling, the true identity of the K’s benefactor has been widely debated, but what if I told you that the answer has been right in front of you… all… along…
Surprise!!!!!! It’s us!!!!! ‘The K’-umquat!!! Get it? I’m sure you're like, “Woah! Where’d you get the money for that?” It’s a long story but basically, our dad only gave us, like, 100k to start out and was like, “Invest, invest, invest!” And we did, right? And then we bought the K, and then from there have just grown, like, a very diverse financial portfolio.
Our most recent investment is actually The Train Next to the K™, and it’s been… kinda awkward. They were like, “Yeah, we have to move the Train™ over 50 feet, cause it’s on a fault line, so… the K has to be torn down immediately.” And obviously that sucks, but like, maybe we could do something about it, if y’all… idk… got our Instagram to 10k or something? Not in a blackmail way. Just like, you do something for us that makes us happy, otherwise, I guess you’ll have to say goodbye to your precious little K. Guess that’s just what happens when we’re rich and you’re not!!!! Sawwwrrrry!!!!
