Create a discussion thread on Blackboard Canvas where you simply review each of the hot people in your class on a numerical basis. People love honest feedback.
DM hot classmates on Instagram even if you’ve never talked saying you know how Canvas works if they need help. Maybe accidentally send a nude and reply “oops how did that get there”
Wear a low cut shirt during your Zoom class and “accidentally” flash the camera to see if anyone’s paying attention. Can be one boob out or two, it’s up to you.
During your one on one skype session with your hottest professor, steer the conversation to be about how mature you are both emotionally and physically given that your immune system is super strong and you “could probably make out with like anyone right now.”
Make sure to hang a sex swing behind you that is in frame for class, so that you can hint to people how freaky you are. This one is the most subtle.
Reply all to your professor’s panicked emails with how you’re really disappointed by the Trump administration’s handling of the recent pandemic. That’s really smart of you and being smart is hot.
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