Oh my god, hey girl! Those boots are so cute! Is your definition of women supporting women getting more female friends to comment things like “HOT” or “omg stunning” under your Instagram posts? In that case, I, the kumquat’s resident sister, really think you should consider rushing. Where else could you have conversations with other women on topics like favorite pizza toppings, favorite TV show, or your most scarring incident of childhood trauma? Let yourself be freed from all of society’s stereotypes about being female by talking to another girl for five minutes and then have her rank you on a numerical scale! #girlboss!!!

We all know that the best way to fight the patriarchy is by getting a spray tan and wobbling around in 5 inch heels for a weekend in between cries and panic attacks. But hey, the next time one of your male friends talks about how stressed they are about getting into a frat, at least you are now allowed to literally punch them in the face because their rush is just talking about DaBaby while wearing board shorts in the backyard of a frat house. But anyways, #gogreek and find your #girlgang!