bass pro shop sticker on a navy blue hydro flask
overworn tan flip flops and very hairy big toes
reagan bush 84 hat/shirt
body odor that is strangely reminiscent of buttered popcorn
wears mask below the nose
brought a skateboard into class
actually, that was kinda sick
khaki pants that are three inches too short
and they zip off and become cargo shorts that are three inches too long
black and white 2006 new balance sneakers
also his glasses were blue light glasses
