Last month, students from Pralle to The K packed up their dorms & made the long journey back to the Bay. However, one group of on-campus residents stayed put. The Kumquat has learned that Chapman is allowing students at Panther Village to stay in their apartments because honestly, whatever. Located somewhere and currently holding some number of students, PV is the number one housing choice for students who just found out Glass is full. Despite the risks of staying in campus housing, students seem to feel relatively safe. One RA was quoted as saying “How would the Coronavirus find Panther Village? My friends can’t even find Panther Village.” This development has been a rare victory for an apartment complex 47% of the school doesn’t believe really exists, a group known as “PV Deniers”. Despite a global pandemic, it looks like Panther Village will remain Chapman’s premiere spot to hide my murder victims.
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