How to Drive in the Rain

Are you living in California? Did it just start raining? Then you should take this class. We will teach you how to slow down, use your signals and pair your Bluetooth all while staying on the road instead of rearending a weed-dealing yoga instructor named Steve.

Old Professors Saying the N-Word

Your professor is from a different time. You need to understand that. FTV 2319 puts you face to face with several professors that were liberal enough in the 70’s to get an N-Word pass from their black friends, and conservative enough now to think that that pass is still valid.

Empathy for Business Majors

Learn how to feel instead of being the heartless, soulcrushing, fuck boy you are. We know you have a gig lined up at your dad’s surfing company, but take a moment to learn how to tell your last fling you like their personality on top of their sweet ass.

Transitioning to Teaching for Dodge Majors

Dodge is a great choice for your career, and a smart way to spend your money. A film degree will get you lots of work in Los Angeles, right? Well, when you quickly realize your lapse in judgment come learn how to teach a 4th grader long division.

You Can’t DJ. No One Can

Chasing a career in DJ’ing isn’t impossible per se, it just shouldn’t be done. If you’re an aspiring DJ who needs to come to grips with the fact that you need to do something else with your time then this is the class for you. Cheer up! There’s always acting.

The Art of Making a Woman Cum (For Once)

Have you had sex with a woman? Has she had an orgasm? Probably not. She’s probably lying if she says she has. Please just please take this class and do everyone out there a favor.