As Chapman students ease into the new year, many of them ditch their New Year’s resolutions. Loathsome Junior, Brandon Meyers however, has kept his Resolutions thus far. On New Year’s Eve, he took a hard look at his life and decided he needed to make some fundamental changes. A month later, he’s made them. Fucking prick. This shitbag cuckster now takes the O.C. bus and carpools with his shitty colleagues, but only those who have electric cars.

Brandon (an ass) also has stopped drinking and started taking spin classes, in what is likely a cruel prank on the rest of us. This cunt-munching gorilla-fuckface spearheaded a program that provides shuttle services to polling places for the elderly and handicapped, in light of the upcoming election. "I'm just trying to do my part in making Orange a more inviting and unified place," Brandon said, with his punchable face and mouth. Meyers was spotted last week at the Farmer’s Market buying local produce and telling all the vendors how valuable they are to the community. What a fucking creep. As the year goes on, Chapman students can only hope that the University will crackdown on students like this or that he gets hit by his O.C. bus.