Senior Film Production major discovers what a midterm is

Directing emphasis Brenton G. has never taken a written test throughout his four years at Chapman U. When asked what a Scantron is, Brenton said, “I don’t have time for this, do you know who my dad is?”.

He placed marks on the ground and told us to stand 15 feet away from him. We asked again if he had ever purchased a green book for the written portion of a test. He condescendingly chuckled and said “uh, YEAH I saw it in theaters 5 times” He followed up with, “It’s the best film of our generation...besides my thesis”.

Around mid term season, Brenton’s responsibilities include rewriting his letterboxd reviews of “Birdman” and “There Will Be Blood”, criticizing fellow students’ work and yelling at his editor to “be better”. We tried to explain to him what a normal test is but he just kept yelling “RESET”.