Every year, the executive council of my sorority reminds us of the consequences of “dirty rushing.” In discussing our sorority with any potential new member, we could get infracted (aka Panhellenic makes us pay a shit ton of money for just like…vibing). This year I won’t take it. I refuse to stop wearing my letters. I will not pretend that I’m not in a top tier srat at social events. I WILL NOT make my instagram private. This is an open call for PNM’s to talk to me about my sorority(but only if we go to the same frats). 

Madame president or whatever in my srat seems to think we should let PNM’s go through the “rush process,” but that’s long and dumb and honestly feels sexist. Why should a PNM have to get dressed up and talk to like 200 girls when I could literally just check her vibes??  I’m a woman supporting women and to me that means if I think a girl is cool, she shouldn’t have to walk around for 4 days, making small talk, pretending to like Blue Bowl, and listening to my sisters and I sing parodies of slightly out of date pop songs. I will not take it anymore. So, If you see me around campus, ask about my sorority’s secret rituals. I’ll tell you, and probably get put on probation? Or maybe I fully get kicked out? I don’t know but they just tell you not to do it. Who cares. Rush DG, baby.