Please check if you meet any of the following requirements: 

• I am hot

• But not unattainably hot 

• Haven’t been to a frat party since March 2020 

• Funny, but def not funnier than you, babe

• Super into organic foods (but like not vegetables) 

• Kind Eyes

• Will always support your decisions, even buying chocolate hummus

• Like, a biiiig Hawaiian shirt guy 

• I look like I listen to TV Girl 

• Oh, you go to Chapman? How do you like it? 

• Do you need a bag for this honey goat cheese? 

• You are so sexy for choosing this chicken tikka masala   

• You’re the only customer I talk to 

• I think about you when I’m ringing her up 

• I will literally open mouth kiss you right now