Quarantine with the girls has taken a yearnful turn at a local Dodge house. Confined within the walls of their Orange rental, roommates Bella and Amy are finally forced to face their longtime sexual tension, sources have confirmed. 

During a recent quarantine movie night, Bella tried dropping hints by organizing a Portrait of a Lady on Fire and Carol double-feature. 

Amy was suspicious. “I noticed she clipped her nails earlier that day, but that could be a coincidence,” she tweeted from her private Euphoria stan account.  

Bella opted for a more obvious route with her 5-star Letterboxd reviews, along with a review that reads, “really makes you think huh………….” Despite Bella’s efforts, Amy is still in the vibe check phase. She has been rewatching Glee and closely monitoring the Santana X Britney storyline for clues. Amy told The Kumquat, “I found a Spotify playlist she made titled ‘Her’ full of Soccer Mommy, King Princess, and Girl in Red…. what do you think it means??” 

Bella’s hints continue to stack up, with her TikTok likes showing consistent support of Amy’s skate tutorials. Additionally, Bella’s blog (sapphic-fantasy.tumblr.com) has featured some rather suggestive halved citrus imagery.    

Sources tell us Amy is close to pulling trig. “Fuck it, we’re seniors,” Amy said. “I think it’s about time to have my first orgasm.”