Party on! This new breed of mean green frat bros are here and taking Chapman by storm. New frat chapter, Nekro Omicron, burst onto the scene with a raging darty this weekend that has everyone talking.

“I mean, yeah, they’ve had some allegations. Spiking drinks, harassing girls, eating faces… but what frat hasn’t, amiright?” said one eager partygoer. “What counts is that they have good drinks, good music, and I think Garthax over there is kinda cute. It’s at least better than Fiji last week.”

A group of these critters surrounded the kegs and punch and started trying to drown each other. Other partiers who were doused by the raging imps were warned to steer clear of Bluuk the Firebreather, whose latest hookup was admitted to the Providence St. Joseph Hospital burn ward later that night.

“Grahahagghrrhgh, hragh hreaeah mmmmm jungle juice hunga bunga!” claims Grosmylx, the president of Nekro Omicron. “Hwaaarrrgh, gwahaha!!”

Tragically, the gremlins are facing possible probation for eating a couple of freshmen boys trying to sneak in. But here’s hoping they get appealed, because the people have spoken: Nekro Omicron is here to stay!