Chet Hanks Teaches Jamaican Patois 

Massive! You might know that Tom Hanks son, Colin Hanks, went to Chapman University. What you might not know is there’s another son, and he didn’t go to school at all. Instead, Chet Hanks spent years perfecting his Patois in the whitest house in America- and now he wants the students of the whitest schools in America to reap the benefits of his hard work. Big up! Chune in! MWF 7-10. 

Spanish for Seniors 

Puta madre! Graduating in four months and still haven’t completed your language requirement?Muy Bien. This senior-only course is perfect for those who haven’t taken a Spanish class since 10th grade but are convinced they can relearn the language in a four-week-long panic attack. ¡Qué bonita!

Interterm at Sea 

Can’t afford a whole semester but still want that Suite Life on Deck experience? Set sail on a luxurious Duffy Boat vacation around Newport Harbor. The sights are once-in-a-lifetime: Huntington! Laguna! Catalina if you squint!  

Just Youtube Videos

In this experimental Dodge course, students get to just fuckin watch youtube videos. Ten hours a day. Six days a week. It’s just YouTube videos. You’re welcome. We do not talk about the videos between videos. If you talk about the video you will be removed. This will help you in the industry, you’ll thank us later. First video: Charlie bit my finger. 

Downtown Disney 

If you don’t have the annual pass required for the Disney interterm class but still want something useless to fill your January, look no further. This 1.5 credit class consists of a lecture series about why Jazz Kitchen is the best restaurant and a field trip to the Lego Store. There is a $300 lab fee and parking is not included

Explaining Your Major for SCC Students

Do you struggle making small talk at house parties because even you don’t know what your major does? Take this class and you’ll have an easier time correcting people who think it’s  “SEC”