Urged by his mother that he is a little old for trick or treating, Jeffrey Ames, freshman computer engineering major, has decided to attend his first coed Halloween party. “Oh man, I just can’t wait. I wonder if Annie F. from Stats class will be there… she could make a great sensual witch.” When our investigator asked Annie F. what costume she was planning on wearing, she told us her options are, “that girl from Pulp Fiction and Mia Goth from X… Like three people have told me I kinda look like her already so, yeah.” 

When asked which is his favorite of those two costume options, Jeffrey told us that his Mom didn’t let him see either of those movies. Jeffrey is planning on being Michael Scott from the Office for the party, because he is 53 years old and formerly worked an office job before reentering higher education, so he’s got business casual covered. “College has been awesome so far. I had my first beer a couple weeks ago… the only thing that could make this better is if I get to grind with Annie F. at the boy-girl Halloween party.” Fingers crossed, Jeff!