“Nothing is more important to us than our alumni and the amazing work they do across so many different fields,” said whatever the Chair of Dodge’s name is, “Which is why we are thrilled to unveil a fourth star on our prestigious Walk of Fame for Janet, who plays girl number 3 in the new season of that one show about college kids!” This announcement was met with halfhearted claps and confusion from students who weren’t sure if Janet played that one friend that had one or two lines or if she played that other character that maybe had three or four lines? “If it weren’t for the rigorous screen acting degree and training I received here at Chapman University,” proclaimed a tearful Janet, “There is simply no way I could have delivered my three lines with the appropriate emotion and gusto. I am also super excited to announce that according to Deadline, I have just booked the role of Waitress #7 in the fourth episode of the new Girls Reboot: Boys!”