Last Friday, Freshman Skylar Biggs pulled up to Phi Delt. He wore his Chapman University Lawrence and Kristina Dodge College of Film and Media Arts T-shirt, his Summer Film Academy hat, and carried his Canon Rebel T3i Camera — just in case it wasn’t clear enough that he was a film production student.

Around the party, witnesses reported Biggs sharing his extensive knowledge on Steven Spielberg’s filmography, calling himself “basically like Woody Allen without all the pedophilia” and delivering hot takes on movies ranging from The Godfather to The Godfather Part II.

Apparently, a few minutes after arriving, Skylar pulled out his camera and started filming people dancing, claiming he was working on a “hyper-realist-kindof- nitty-gritty portrayal of our societal need to gather together for social benefit.” Sources claim he stopped filming after two minutes when he couldn’t figure out how to change his ISO.

Triana Browne was having a great time at the party when she bumped into Biggs. “We started talking and really hitting it off.” Browne said. “We decided to go to Albertaco’s together, but then as we were walking out the door, he stopped and asked what my major was. I told him PR and Ad and he shouted ‘Fake Dodge!’ and ran away. I never saw him again.”

We reached out to Biggs for comment; he claimed he was “too busy to talk right now, Visual Storytelling projects are due Monday.”