Greg Rosenberg was killing the game. He had an RBG sticker on his laptop. He memorized talking points such a “Fuck the Patriarchy”, on Sundays, he could be seen patiently read Rupi Kaur out on memorial lawn. He’d wear pink shorts to every dayger and it always got him to at least second base, but never third because he’s too passionate about the orgasm deficit. That all changed this summer. All of a sudden, police decided to start being racist to Black people, and Greg was torn. He’d put too many hours into his brand as THE Chapman male feminist to just, pivot to a different thing. However, all the 9s and 10s on his ig feed seemed to be way more into racial justice at the moment. Greg was at an impasse. How could he juggle supporting women and Black people? After much deliberation, Rosenberg realized that it just might be high time to switch his bio from #FreeTheNipple to #BLM…whatever that stands for.