Well, ladies and gentlemen, we did it. Four years of hard work and determination has led up to this momentous occasion: getting to see the Duffer Brothers speak at Convocation.

Four years has taught me a lot about myself, my friends, and, like, academics, or whatever, but what I really learned was how great Chapman is as a school. Still, there are always areas of improvement, and I think there are just a few minor problems that I think are keeping the Panther experience from its true potential.

5. Leatherby Libraries don’t carry the “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” book series

4. Only sixteen busts of imperialist white men on campus - we need at least ten more.

3. Never any Segway parking spots open in Lastinger.

2. The guy from Diary of a Wimpy Kid transferred.

1. Racism

If we could just tweak those things a bit, I think there’s nothing stopping Chapman. HAGS, A Class of 2019 Senior